Sunday, July 31, 2011

Hair Is Falling, Pyaar Ka Punchnama, Kuchh Kariye - Music Review

Hair Is Falling (2011)
Music: Arpan, Sumit


1. Dilli Ke Deewane ------------------------------------ 7/10
A pretty good attempt at rap music in Bollywood. What makes it just a 'pretty good' attempt and not a good attempt is that the awesome rap is padded with instrumentals and extra vocals that take the tempo out of the rap. But the rap itself is hugely impressive. Do listen to this bold track.

2. Na Samajhana ------------------------------------------ 7/10
If you have liked Ali Zafar before, you are bound to love this one for it's catchy tune and foot-tapping beats. Ali Zafar lends his pop angle to this album, with only one pet peeve: The song never seems to achieve a climactic quotient, when we are led to believe that it will come at some point of the song. Otherwise, a good song.

Final verdict: A good and sincere attempt to create a great album for this almost unknown movie. A lot of effort has been put to create entertaining music. Other tracks that are not so great reflect that. Listen to 1 and 2, chances are high you may like them.

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Pyaar Ka Punchnama (2011)
Music: Clinton Cerejo, Hitesh Sonik,  Luv Ranjan, Ad Boys


1. Life Sahi Hai ------------------------------------------------- 7/10
When KK and Vishal Dadlani (plus two more) come together, there is high chance the track would be hip, happening and upbeat. This is exactly what it is. A decent rock track that evokes in us the longing for a happy-go-lucky days of college. Something you would want to croon, when you get the blues.

Brownie points:
  • Koi Aa Raha Paas Hai (Revisited) - Sonu Nigam fans will love this. The opening is pretty catchy, and although the song proceeds about a little slow, it leads to a great climax. A typical Sonu Nigam track. On a funny note, the original of this track sung by Suraj Jagan makes him sing out of his normal style, which is rock, doesn't sound great making Sonu Nigam stand out even more
  • Baanwre - An intriguing rock and grunge by Clinton Cerejo. He makes sure he gets the necessary elements in his song, so he wouldn't go unnoticed. If you loved, Bandagi from Hostel, or Jaana Hai from Dum Maaro Dum, this one is for you. Yet another impressive grunge track from Bollywood off late.
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Kuchh Kariye (2010)
Music: Onkar, Sumitra Iyer

If you are into Punjabi music, this album would be for you. Not that this is hardcore folk music, but the musical style has a thick folk theme, stylized to the Bollywood palate. This is a be-all, see-all Sukhwinder Singh album. Definitely not for the mainstream Bollywood fans.
Dilli Ke Deewane - Hair Is Falling Na Samajhana - Hair Is Falling Life Sahi Hai - Pyaar Ka Punchnama Koi Aa Raha Paas Hai (Revisited) - Pyaar Ka Punchnama Baanwre - Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Singham, West Is West, Gandhi To Hitler - Music Review

Singham (2011)
Music: Ajay-Atul

1. Singham ------------------------ 7/10
2. Singham (Remix) ------------ 7/10
If you like arousing songs that inspire you to get out of your shell and face the world with renewed confidence, this one is for you. If you think Sukhwinder Singh possesses the necessary energy in his voice, this one is for you. If you enjoyed Hud Hud Dabangg from Dabangg, this one is for you. The original as well as the Remix are the same, minus the Sanskrit prayer chanting in the Remix. The Remix is also much more strong beats-centric and techno.

3. Saathiyaa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7/10
4. Saathiyaa (Remix) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7/10
No matter how much we would like to ignore Shreya Ghoshal, it is quite difficult to do so. She maintains her typical soft, melodious voice in this cliched romantic track. There is hardly any experimentation. The song could easily be dismissed as a formula Bollywood love track, but it makes us think: It is still good to listen.

5. Maula Maula ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------6/10 
6. Maula Maula (Remix) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6/10
The third and the last original track in this small album, it is another typical Bollywood romance fare. Kunal Ganjawala pleads us to listen to this song with his brilliance, however, this song fails to break the have-already-heard-that barrier.

Final verdict: Overall gets a 6/10. A decent affair here, doing justice to the genre of the movie and still managing to squeeze soft melodies.

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West Is West (2011)
Music: Rob Lane, Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy

A huge album, characteristic of a western movie, where the album contains numerous instrumentals. However, being an Indo-UK movie, there are quite a few songs here. The album has an overall Punjabi folk overtone, with western jazz interspersed. Also, add to it two 60s Bollywood originals. The overall effect is pretty disappointing from a musical perspective.
  • Aik Alif - For Sufi music fans only. An impressive and straight-to-the-heart devotional song. Add it to your Khwaja Mere Khwaja (from Jodhaa Akbar) collection.





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Gandhi To Hitler (2011)
Music: Arvind-Lyton

Not a whole lot to expect from this album. The movie based on the two contemporary leaders of the time have all songs begin with a short Hindi poem, underscoring the mood and message of the song. Unless, you are into pathos mood and those emphasizing Gandhian philosophy, it is virtually unbearable to listen to. 'Legendary balladeer' Bhupen Hazarika's track Vaishnav Jan Toh Tene Kahiye begs a question: What makes him legendary?

A big fail.
Singham - Singham Singham (Remix) - Singham Saathiyaa - Singham Saathiyaa (Remix) - Singham Maula Maula - Singham Maula Maula (Remix) - Singham Aik Alif - West Is West Vaishnav Jan Toh Tene Kahiye - Gandhi To Hitler

Monday, July 18, 2011

Cricket - The Alternate Future

Cricket, as we have known so far, is on the cusp of change. The ICC recently announced the Future Tours Programme, outlining the tournaments and bilateral series to played by countries over the next 10 years. Although, this program is nothing more than maintaining the status quo and keeping cricket out of bounds for the rest of the non-cricketing world. Here are a few thoughts on sprucing up the game to be a more global sport, in the order of minor to major improvement ideas:

Jerseys
Cricket jerseys were introduced somewhere around the time of 1992 Cricket World Cup, before which existed an era of black and white, actually just white. Since then, the jerseys have only changed a little in terms of design. But the colors have stayed more or less the same (except New Zealand who went from grey to black). Since then, numerous new teams have been added to the circuit (and relegated too). For example, today, there exist 4 teams with green jerseys: South Africa, Pakistan, Kenya and Ireland. In order to distinguish such teams better, the concept of home and away jerseys could be introduced. It would have been immensely helpful to spot Indian vs Sri Lankan players during ICC CWC 2011 final. This will also make more sense after 'More the merrier' below.

iUmpire
Cricket has been really good about using technology (apart from American Football), to determine the fate of certain plays. The third umpire equipped with camera feeds and latest technologies like Hawk-Eye, Hot Spots can make virtually accurate decisions that are fair and free of human error. The downside of this has been a growing number of hesitant umpires to give a decision on field and instead refer it to the third umpire. Virtually all run-out appeals are sent to the third umpire for referral, and lately even high full tosses too for adjudicating a no-ball. This begs the question, what are the umpires, especially the leg-umpires left to do on the field? Why not invest, or rather re-invest the proceeds pf cricket into introducing better and faster technology for accurate on the field decisions?

Rain or shine
Cricket is a field sport. Hence, the weather has a significant impact on the game, if it happens that is. Cricket is one of the rare field sports in the world that gets severely affected by weather, leading to shortening the game or complete abandonment. While it may be argued that, domes could be built, it is an expensive and brawny solution. Cricket is unique in respect that it relies on the surface of the pitch for the game to happen. If there were overnight showers or continuing drizzles, the game is almost always abandoned and points shared. This is a disappointing sporting outcome, from players' and spectators' perspective, the latter of which happen to be spending their time and money on the sport. Unless the weather conditions are relentless during the game, the game should never be cancelled for overnight rain or ongoing drizzles. Why not make the game happen in such situations on an artificial surface that could be laid over the pitch. This will certainly change how the game will be played, but that will be the fun part of it. Innovation in cricket has full scope here in devising an artificial cricket pitch. Play rain or shine. Don't shortchange us spectators. Don't be unfair to the teams with cryptic Duckworth-Lewis calculations. Don't make the players play on dangerous and uneven bounce pitches.

Twenty20 for the win
It is no breaking news that Twenty20 cricket is here to stay. Why resist it and not let it be the face of cricket? It is a very young format for cricket that has long prided itself as a 5 day game. But, this has resulted in it becoming a niche sport than a true global sport. It is a little more than niche, but the ratio of Test status countries in the world to the number of countries in the world is negligible. Almost, all major sports have 32 teams competing in their respective world cups, while cricket can boast only 16, and even that has diluted the competitiveness. Twenty20 has great potential to spread the game fast and wide and in a couple of decades and bring up the competitiveness in World Cups that could feature 32 teams. A couple of decades is really fast considering how long the sport has existed. Isn't cricket being mulled for 2020 Olympic Games? It is just fitting to say that 2020 Olympics will have Twenty20 cricket. Tests can be ruled out, because by the time one game ends (potentially in a draw), US and China would be competing for their final gold medal tally.

More the merrier
Owing to it's lengthy format (read Test cricket and ODIs), cricket has not only become a niche sport, it is also  a rare sport that features primarily bilateral clashes. American Football and Soccer lovers raise your hand if you think, National Football League, English Premier League or Champions League, is more exciting than a tour of the English soccer team to France, for 30 days. Now, this never happens, but such is the fate of cricket. While it may be argued that the Ashes is hugely popular, and the Border-Gavaskar trophy is rising in it's fame, raise your hand if you think these series are more exciting than Cricket World Cup, Champions Trophy, IPL or the more recent Champions League. 9/10 people tend to think of trophies and championships as multi-team, multi-nation tournaments, and it is way more fun than see two teams butting heads for 30 to 60 days. Twenty20 cricket offers us that option. Let's seize it.

Change is the only constant thing
If Twenty20s were to become the default version of cricket, a number of rules would need to altered, or added to make it more exciting and fair. Twenty20 is always labeled as two teams competing in slog overs, and the butchering of bowlers. There will be many suggestions to stanch the run flow and even the contest between batsmen and bowlers:
  1. Specialists - Have 2 teams, within the same team. When a team bowls, let it field a specialist bowling team, that consists of 11 players that are either bowlers or specialist fielders. This would make the bowling and fielding super competitive and sharp. Well, this game is not going to be converted into baseball, which is extremely fielding side friendly. Back to cricket. While the bowling team has all full time bowlers and fielders, the batting team line up has full time batsmen. Imagine a game, where bowling unit has Glenn McGrath, Dale Steyn, Shane Warne, Jonty Rhodes et al against Sachin Tendulkar, Ricky Ponting and company.  This has the potential to raise the talent bar higher than ever. This will also spare the spectators from watching the tail being treated as sitting ducks by the bowling side when they have the game on their hands.
  2. Cricket has bye runs. Agreed, bye runs can never come unless the fielding team is caught napping or there is a mis-field or the bowlers bowl erratic. Cricket has leg byes. Agreed, it is always tough to tell, whether the batsmen got a fine nick or completely missed it. So while it could be unfair to the bowling side, the leg-bye rule applies to both the teams, and that evens itself out. But why do we still keep up with the glove rule? Why does a run off the glove attributed to a batsmen and why is the batsmen out on a catch off his gloves. Let's eliminate this confusing rule and deem it as a leg bye. Sorry bowlers, your task got a little tougher.
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara, Me Mamu & 7, Men Will Be Men - Music Review

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (2011)
Music: Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy

1. Sooraj Ki Baahon Mein --------------------- 7/10
A soft and upbeat song by the Cerejos which also features Loy Mendonsa lending his voice. It saunters along with it's own pace, but it's refreshingly new beats is what is the best about the song. And it is intelligently short, avoiding dragging itself on.

2. Khaabon Ke Parindey ------------------------- 7/10
A silent and very Ye Tumhari Meri Baatein from Rock On!! -esque song. It just has enough variations to keep us engaged. It borders along being very bland, but the constantly changing musicals compliment Alyssa Mendonsa's husky voice, and Mohit Chauhan joining the party midway is a much welcome fervor to this song.

Brownie point:
  • Der Lagi Lekin - A typical, super-typical Shankar Mahadevan track. This is a very simple and unassuming track. Shankar Mahadevan's energy and melody is what holds the audience back from seeking to the next track. A tad too slow and a tad too long. Decent and boring.

Final verdict: Overall, gets a 6/10. The tracks, Dil Dhadakne Do carries a lot of promise, but fizzles out too soon; Ik Junoon (Paint It Red) is more about the background music instead of the song itself and the catchy portion of the song is unintelligible, which is a big setback and disappointment for this track. None of the songs in the album are strong enough to blow us away, they are not too bad either. However, this album gets the 'sacred cows make the best beef' treatment, as we have come to expect a lot from Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, that their repetitiveness or the lack of creativity lately is both concerning and frustrating.

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Me Mamu & 7 (2011)
Music: Chandar-Vishar-Sanjay

The only hope for this album is from Billo Rani, that might do well somewhere. It is nowhere close to the star power of Sheila Ki Jawani or Munni and the likes. Otherwise, the songs are mostly good for dhabas and public transport buses: Sab Kya Jaane leading this category.





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Men Will Be Men (2011)
Music: Harpreet, Advait Nemlekar

This album has just three tracks, and not much effort has been put in this short album. This album has an even worse fate than Me Mamu & 7, in respect that it neither meets the mainstream musical standards nor it is cheesy enough. Had Harshit Saxena not sung in Murder 2, he would have gone totally unnoticed in Sala Ye Kal.




Too bad a week, musically.
Sooraj Ki Baahon Mein - Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Khaabon Ke Parindey - Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Der Lagi Lekin - Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Dil Dhakakne Do - Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Ik Junoon (Paint It Red) - Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Billo Rani - Me Mamu & 7

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Murder 2, Chillar Party, College Campus - Music Review

Murder 2 (2011)
Music: Harshit Saxena, Sangeet Haldipur, Siddharth Haldipur, Mithoon

1.. Haal-E-Dil ---------------------- 8/10
2. Haal-E-Dil (Acoustic) ------ 8/10
If you have heard and liked songs from prior Emraan Hashmi movies, this one is for you. The style of music resembles a lot to Zara Sa from Jannat, although there is no Pritam here. Romantic, melodious, but not schmaltzy. It has a fair amount of zest that helps us stick to it. The initial gap after the opening is brilliant in the sense, it does not allow the song to fizzle out too soon keeping us interested. The Acoustic version is the same track, with a lot of guitar strumming. However, the likeness between the acoustics in this track and Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams is unmistakable.

3. Phir Mohabbat ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7/10
Another song that utilizes the pause after the opening. However, this song does not have a distinct high point to make the pause any more useful than slow down the song a little. The track is a little slow, and has a heart-broken theme. It is still, soft and harmonious.

4. Tujhko Bhulana --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7/10
Another heartbroken song, although the tempo is pretty up. The playback singers leave the melodious aspect  out the door, but do not screech either. Sangeet Haldipur's style of singing is very similar to that of Vishal Dadlani.

5. Aa Zara -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6/10
Sunidhi Chauhan's versatality is on full display in this song. The track maintains a constant mysterious tone and Sunidhi Chauhan does full justice to the genre. The overall product is not too great, but cannot be dismissed completely.

6. Aye Khuda ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6/10
This is Sufi music, Bollywoodized. The singing style is also kept nicely folkish and coarse to add to it's Sufi flavor. A decent song, only for those metaphysical moments.

Final verdict: Overall gets a 7/10. The entire album is a decent listen, including the remixes as the music directors refrain from killing the song. Some songs miss the mark, but not in a terrible fashion. Good album.

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Chillar Party (2011)
Music: Amit Trivedi

This is one of the most significant albums of children's movies lately. Kudos to Amit Trivedi for making the most out of his challenge to deal with this genre of music. He blends rock, grunge with children's genre well to make it palatable for everyone. The end result is not something which will grab headlines, but nevertheless it is a praiseworthy attempt.

  • Chatte Batte - Mohit Chauhan mesmerizes us again with his singing prowess. Although this song will not gain any traction, this is no doubt, one of the best solos by Mohit Chauhan.
  • Tai Tai Phish, Aa Rela Hai Apun - Pretty much the same songs, Amit Trivedi uses the Nashik dhol to create a foot tapping Ganpati style number. The lyrics of the song will sure bring a smile to those who appreciate mumbaiyya Hindi. Certainly entertaining.
  • Ziddi Piddi - An unexpected song in this album. Pretty strong in it's message and tone, the song is replete with war clarions. Fun and energetic.
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College Campus (2011)
Music: Atul

Alright. Time for some bashing and pushing around. Is time machine for real? The answer is yes. Udit Narayan was and probably is one of the most prolific singer of 90s to mid 2000s. There are quite a few playback singers who have fallen out of public favor today, like Sonu Nigam and Shaan for example. However, whenever Udit Narayan sings, it throws us right back to the 90s. Yes. Listening to Udit Narayan is the time machine.
  • Tanhai - If someone wants to listen to all of late 90s style of romantic music in one song, listen to Tanhai from this album. It is a confused mix of at least three tunes.
Anyways, terrible album.
Haal-E-Dil - Murder 2 Haal-E-Dil (Acoustic) - Murder 2 Phir Mohabbat - Murder 2 Tujhko Bhulana - Murder 2 Aa Zara - Murder 2 Aye Khuda - Murder 2 Chatte Batte - Chillar Party Tai Tai Phish - Chillar Party Aa Rela Hai Apun - Chillar Party Ziddi Piddi - Chillar Party

Friday, July 1, 2011

Delhi Belly, Bbuddah... Hoga Terra Baap, 404 - Music Review

Delhi Belly (2011)
Music: Ram Sampath

1. Bhaag D.K.Bose Aandhi Aayi --------------------- 10/10
An official entry to this year's 10/10. Ram Sampath does what he does best: produce some entertaining rock music. There is no room in the song for anyone to take any breath. Probably, the most hectic song after Shankar Mahadevan's Breathless. There is no slow opening, and neither is there lull in between. Pure rock, entertaining and harmonious with catchy and lyrics, and add to it the rush of swearing under the garb of a song.

2. Tere Siva --------------------------------------------------- 6/10
A nice diversion in this funny and fast paced album. Soft, melodious and a hint of yearning makes it interesting enough. It must be mentioned that it is not a path breaking romantic song we have never heard before. Nevertheless, likable after a few repeats.

3. Bedardi Raja (Grind Mix) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6/10
The opening of the song might put off people, and the original track is primarily a folk song with typical lyrics of this genre. The Grind Mix though sounds a great deal better than the original version owing to the modern beats and some sound mixing making it good enough for wedding parties. Worth a try.

Brownie points:

  • Saigal Blues - It never seemed possible Saigal could be relevant today. Excellent rock re-imagination of Saigal's style of singing makes it palatable. Whether it ends up in MP3 players remains a question
  • I Hate You (Like I Love You) - An ode to qawwalis and shayari. A story of love and hate. A reliving of Bappi Lahiri's musical era. Top it up with English vocals. Entertaining? Yes.
Final verdict: Overall, gets a 5/10. Bhaag D.K.Bose Aandhi Aayi is so extremely good that all other songs feel like a disappointment, until you listen to them again. But again, the rest of the tracks are not that great either. Note to Suraj Jagan for Jaa Chudail: Gritty, screeching, harsh voice is not equal to rock or hard rock.

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Bbuddah... Hoga Terra Baap (2011)
Music: Vishal - Shekhar

A pretty short album with only 3 originals. Overall, it is pretty mediocre album, but Amitabh Bachchan has done a great job singing all of his tracks by himself. Sudesh Bhosale must be crying somewhere right now.

1. Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap (Dub Step) ---------- 6/10
In case there was anyone looking for some fresh gangsta tracks, this one is for you. This versions is more techno and tense compared to the original than Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap (a capella) (a capella = with no instrument, so it says it all). Vishal-Shekhar continue to have fun with the Bachchan's and rap music.

2. Haal-E-Dil ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6/10
A soft and smooth soliloquy of a troubled mind and a heart trapped in it's own emotions. Definitely, not a mind-blowing track, however, Amitabh Bachchan well known for his rugged voice, pulling off a melody quite convincingly is it's USP.

3. Main Chandigarh Di Star ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6/10
Typical Sunidhi Chauhan track, meaning more energy and less melody. However, the song sort of gets itself together with it's raw entertaining quality and limiting it's length to a minimum, throwing all the fluff out and leaving only the interesting portion in. Good energy.

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404 (2011)
Music: Sameeruddin

The new music director goes on a brave path of slow, soft music that is jazz at times, opera at the other and idle soliloquies on another. Unfortunately none of it seems to work for him. The biggest problem lies where most of the softer songs never take off, leaving a bad taste. The lone instrumental in the album, titled Theme, although sounds good, feels overwhelmingly a rip-off of Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter franchises' musical scores.
Fail.

Bhaag D.K.Bose Aandhi Aayi - Delhi Belly Tere Siva - Delhi Belly Bedardi Raja (Grind Mix) - Delhi Belly Saigal Blues - Delhi Belly I Hate You (Like I Love You) - Delhi Belly Bbuddah... Hoga Terra Baap (Dub Step) - Bbuddah... Hoga Terra Baap Haal-E-Dil - Bbuddah... Hoga Terra Baap Main Chandigarh Di Star - Bbuddah... Hoga Terra Baap